Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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