she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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