apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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