I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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