I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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