Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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