my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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