You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
wow bdsm is so cute
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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