Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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