Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
If I die, sorry about rent.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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