you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
