He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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its like you know when i get waxed
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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