Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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