he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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