Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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