I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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