Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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