we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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