mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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