You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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