Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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