then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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