Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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