It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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