I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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