Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
its not stalking. its research.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Man, jail baloney is awful.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
