pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
