I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize