My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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