dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Also, beer. Big fan.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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