You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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