you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
did i just pee glitter
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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