ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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