are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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