I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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