Fuck appropriateness.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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