hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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