he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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