From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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