Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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