hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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