guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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