Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The feeling are messing with the penis
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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