i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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