Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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