so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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