sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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