I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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