That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
