Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think my moral compass just broke
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