i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There r osticjed everywhere
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
