Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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