Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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