And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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